we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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