I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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