i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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