im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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