It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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