you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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