About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
where am i from again
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Randomize
