come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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