the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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