Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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