I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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