it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I need a burrito and a hug.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You've changed since you got that strap on
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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