he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Pooping to opera.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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