If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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