He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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