Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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