well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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