Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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