in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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