Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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