were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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