i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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