let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Green mimosas i think yes
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Your cock deserves a montage
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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