Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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