WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
you will always have a special place in my vag
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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