Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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