They have a pepper shaker for pot.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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