Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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