he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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