Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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