just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
