You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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