Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Randomize
