My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
My nipple is on Facebook.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I think your dad took our porno
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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