I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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