think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It's shark week go big or go home
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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