you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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