Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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