plz talk dirty to me
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Randomize
