C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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