he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
