Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
