ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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