Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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