Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
