I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
kristin has been a bad kristin
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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