she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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