We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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