Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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