i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
